Maybe in junior college. Santana: Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. #teens. Part of me. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self- I have such vivid memories of Landslide. Santana after she sees Dave looking at Sam's butt, Born This Way. You know, with all of the horrible crap I've been through in my life, now I get to add that. Investigating the mystery of God-could-you-be-more-annoying? Bad things!). We all know it was Puck. Its safe to say that she died too young, and too sad. Its taken me nine months to be able to read this. But I'm all alone, stuck here with you. Santana about Brad, Saturday Night Glee-ver. Santana to Quinn about Marley and Kitty, Thanksgiving. Is a drug dealer! Oh, and leave your credit card. Rory: You're skinny like all the crops failed on your family's farm. like a lot of you guys, Ive been thinking so much about Naya & Santana and what they both meant to me all week, and then earlier tonight I think I realized something. Well sometimes I go out by myself, and I look across the water. Thank you for giving me this space to remember Naya and Santana. Your bizarre, psychosexual obsession with that Glee Club was disturbing from the first moment you stalked a nude student in the showers. Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, 'You know what, I don't wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. Santana shatters your heart to pieces here. Landslide is still my favorite Glee performance. The only straight I am is straight up bitch., We spend a lot of time talking about Santana Lopezs musical numbers, and I suppose for a show like Glee thats pretty par for the course but theres nothing that made Santana more alive than Naya Riveras impeccable comic timing. Santana to Rachel and New Directions, Yes/No, Admit it, Wonder Twins. He lets go of my Eggo! I am a thousand percent sure that Im actually going to be famous, just like Im a thousand percent sure that our man-child piano player keeps a petite Eurasian locked in a trunk underneath his bed. This is toned down. You wont be forgotten. We can be the bitch. Santana: You are so cool. Santanas soft uh-oh doesnt come in until the first chorus, but shes all I ever hear. I loved Buffy growing up, but I quickly learned that not everyone was into cheesy sci-fi, and nerd wasnt exactly a badge of honor in the 90s/early 2000s, so I only mentioned Buffy to people who mentioned it to me first. I would, however, pay a hundred dollars to jiggle one of his man boobs. Cause I can play. When Santana finally confesses her feelings to Brittany, right there in front of their lockers, and Brittany chooses Artie over her and Santana, her heart in her hands, where its never been before, exclaims, Hes just a stupid boy! I felt that. Youre not doing that annoying half smirk as much as you used to, but youre still an idiot. [voiceover] Holy sweet hell! Why would I Why would I want that? That would wreck her. Wooh! Santana: I'm not! Do you know where she keeps it? out was so validating. Maybe that has something to do with it. She was unapologetic ambition and talent. Cello guys can you hang back for a second, Im gonna need you for this one. (Listen! You know what happens in Lima Heights Adjacent? They were something to do. And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes like one of those cats that can smell cancer. You got a BOOB JOB. I remember crying as I watched someone I love walk down the aisle to marry the woman of her dreams. Im kind of like the Incredible Hulk. Thank you so much. I am sorry, Finn. I refused to go because Ive always been a big soccer gay. Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend. (Girls are about to cut hair off for charity) Will: You can't do that. For me, she really was the true star of that show. When we had sex, Finn never stopped asking me if I was okay the whole time. Santana: I hate weddings and I Valentine's Day. by saphireheart12 on desktop and mobile. You're not fat. I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing. Brittany: Really? I dont want to fight anymore. Though I don't know whose toxic vagina would need that much of that stuff, I mean if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery. Theres no one like you. Privacy Policy. Her wrath of words is called Snix Juice. The only reason why the New Directions beat the Troubletones at Sectionals is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food. This is the first time were experiencing this. Ive found myself revisiting this clip more than any other this past week. Or maybe it As soon as we get to New York Im bailing to live in a lesbian colony, she continues. Santana to New Directions, Saturday Night Glee-ver. : Tamara de Lempicka Didnt Care Who Knew, Trans Texans Are Being Surveilled, This Is Everyones Issue, I Had a Weekend to Explore Queer Miami, It Was a Pastel Paradise, You Need Help: You Fat-Shamed Your Beautiful Girlfriend, The Autostraddle Encyclopedia of Lesbian Cinema, How Im Navigating Play Parties as a Disabled, Immunocompromised Kinkster, To L And Back: Generation Q Podcast 309: When a Fire Starts to Burn, Pop Culture Fix: Aubrey Plazas Sexy Disaster Reporter Was Too Weird Even for SNL, No Filter: Sarah Paulsons Birthday Post for Holland Taylor Cleared My Skin, This Is -Ussy: On Mainstream Cultures Embrace of Queer Language, Pop Culture Fix: Janelle Mone, Niecy Nash-Betts Win Critics Choice Awards. Quinn: Do you know what I hate? Some of them are shared by many of us, and probably by you too. Brittany: I don't want to known as a quitter. Santana: The truth about what? Santana: Okay, don't you see that the midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville? Escucha! Its like the difference between a hurricane and an alien invasion. In that case, I would like to send one to my girlfriend, Brittany. And whew, does she sell this song. This is for us. Finn: Because I love her and I don't want to hurt her. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray. They don't care. in the Locker Room: On Fighting for Trans* Youth with Words as Weapons, The Fosters Episode 317 Recap: Trust No One, Art Attack! I taped it to my under-boob, If Kurt wouldve taped this to his junk, I never wouldve heard the end of it. Santana: Hey Andrew McCarthy, dont know if you heard but Blaine may lose an eye, the same Blaine who was just besties with you not four months ago. Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. Non-threatening to the characters inside the show or outside in the audience. WhyWhy am I even taking advice from you, okay. And while coming to terms with her sexuality and feelings for Brittany certainly softened her and always and especially with Brittany herself it never weakened her resolve or ability to deliver a devastating verbal barb with the precision of an assassin. And yes, we talk about Naya Riveras voice + magic a lot in the same sentence which is not our fault, because its simply the truth and we cannot be held accountable for that but specifically what I mean is this: In a single three-minute cover, Naya Rivera turned a nearly 40 year old song into an instant lesbian classic. Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. A thank you for being an unapologetic champion of this weird, wacky show. After a few instances of Santana being cute and flustered in front of her new diner coworker, they end up with a night shift together. Why are we playing this game? Very well written especially Valeries on the hurt locker scene that turned me into a fan of Naya, Santana, Britanna and Glee. Of Santana. How incredibly lucky I was to grow up with this story. Oh ok. Glee is very concerned with this idea of the underdog. And Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel are the shows most prominent underdogs. Showtime "The monologue when she tells Monica why she can't take Liam away is so amazing. Oh, and also? Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. I have rage. Brittany: Wait, isn't this a date? But I won't join without you. Admit it! All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time? So Im going to leave the obviously iconic, emotional, perfect moments to the people who have lived with this show, this character, and Nayas singular performance for years. Kurt: One: Rachel is beautiful. He didnt remember her favorite ice cream order or her little sisters name. Brittany, maybe its just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. Palatable. And like Santana, I was so tired. (and Brittana / Faberry fans can come at me, bro, but Quinntana is the ship that I will go down with). if you tried hard enough you could suck a babys head. Santana to Mr. Schuester, Bad Reputation. But I didn't know what she was gonna do with it. didnt work out because youre a judgmental little geroniphile (?) Santana: A baby? Santana: Yes, you should move to Israel. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more feminine Quinn Fabray. Santana: You can drill me any time. I felt all of this so deeply. All Rights Reserved. of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. That's like vocal masturbation. Anyway, a fun fact about me is that very faaaar into my messy baby gay years, when I was always running from someones bed to someone elses bed and heartbreak to heartbreak, Dixie Chicks Landslide came on at my favorite coffee shop while I was in line to order a hibiscus iced tea and vanilla iced latte. The pride flags left at her memorial at Lake Piru that say Thank you Naya splintered my heart all over again. This is it. It's the best part of my day, okay? And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked into getting an eye de-slanting. You? What I realized What I realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. I like yeast in my bagel, but not in my muffin!. We joined Cheerios together, we joined Glee club together, we all slept with Puckerman the same year. Okay! And it wasn't until I got to kindergarten that I learned my name wasn't Garbage Face. Quinn: And we're here to apologize to Quinn for slapping her across the face very very hard. After I came out in college, I eased my way into openly talking about my attraction to women by talking about how much I loved Naya. I always thought Naya deserved the best actress award just for the scene alone. The recovery of Naya Rivera 's body from Lake Piru on July 13, 2020 left millions all over the world devastated over the untimely loss of the . Mr. Santana to Sue and New Directions, Extraordinary Merry Christmas. Our TV Team has spent the last two weeks reliving some of our favorite moments from Naya Riveras world-changing work on Glee. You are the unicorn. Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her. Maybe thats why we love each other so much. So have fun at your Im a victim party acting like youre not some selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from Hell, Brit and I are gay and Mercedes is black, so kicking us out would be a hate crime. A baby? I think its safe to say at this point that we all know Whitney Houston had at least one relationship with a woman but was made to suppress and obscure her sexuality, maybe even to herself, by an unforgivably racist and homophobic industry. thanks Shelli!! But not this. The Glee funnyman adorably tinkled on a tiny piano, kicked his heels up in the air, and mugged for the camera. Finn's cute too. Santana: And Pablo Escobar? Excellent layout, Philippine Politics and Governance W1 _ Grade 11/12 Modules SY. From Season 6 Episode 3 "Jagged Little Tapestry", aired January 16th, 2015 Whoa, stop right there. Maybe Blaine grew weary of dating a breathier, more feminine Quinn Fabray. Loving Glee, a show that was decidedly out of the ordinary and something that a lot of people in my life looked down on, was considered weird and nerdy and after years of trying to blend in, Glee made me ready to stand out. Schuester and Santana, Never Been Kissed. Santana: Quinn, look, this is our senior year. Ive listened to it about a gazillion times over the last many years, and it always gets me in my guts, but I forget what a punch it really is to my hearts face to watch the scene. Santana: Sexy texting, seriously what era are you from? rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe Twitter update! Santana: No, not really. So often on Glee theyd shoehorn a storyline to fit a song they wanted to do, or stretch a song to fit a plot, but with this mashup, it didnt actually matter what the words were saying or whether or not they had anything to do with the plot of the episode. They were trees falling in a forest and with nobody around to hear them, my desire often faded. TINA: Sorry, Santana. You can't make fun of Finn anymore. Below are each of our favorite Santana Lopez moments. They're fooling around! The details of my journey were pretty different from Santanas, but the feelings were the same. I cant hear this song without thinking of the dozens of slow-mo gif sets circulating on Tumblr of Brittany and Santana circling each other, and I also cant hear it without breaking out in chills all over my body, from my toes to my brain. No me gusta! Santana: Yeah, totally. So glad you're back, I've never seen a smile that big since a claymation abominable snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist. Maybe he got tired of watching Me and the color pink, have been in an argument for seventeen years, I can't believe I have to make nice with it now, Santana, Bridesmaids Scene, cut from On My Way. 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W w w, PDF Mark K Nclex Study Guide: Outline format for 2021 NCLEX exam. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Santana leaves it all at Brittanys feet in that choir room, and so did Naya. Instead these two are going to go move to New York City or . Santana: (laughs) Santanas terrified that the rumors floating around McKinley are about to ruin Santanas life, but maybe having Brittany will have made it all worth it. elaborate wet dreams. While theres nothing Id love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think wed get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music, Santana to Kurt and Blaine, I Kissed a Girl, I love girls the way that Im supposed to feel about boys. You're going to stay in the closet, get married, get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, maybe become a state senator, or a deacon, and then get caught in the men's room tapping your foot with some page. A bunch of monologues from movies that you can try! But you know what? I only watched Glee briefly. What if I just told your BFF about her BF and his man-whoring ways? Santana: I don't really talk during. Lady Hummel called begging us to do an emergency intervention. We miss you. Who cares if he's terrified of banks? She never shrank back in the face of adversity or bullying or toxic masculinity or misused authority. Quinn: You guys never understood the pressure I was under. Holy crap. Not only am I giving you full visitation rights to the set of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage, you get the chance to show that pastry bag Finn that he cant mess with Sam Evans. Cookie Notice Santana was first introduced in the Glee pilot as one of the popular cheerleaders, alongside Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron) and Brittany Pierce (Heather Morris)and soon her character grew more . Of course they have fake IDs. You wanna play with me, Kurt? We're like besties for life. Quinn: I'm flattered Santana, but I'm not really that into that.Santana: No, no I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about a haircut. Rachel and Santana, The Power of Madonna. But medias idea of an underdog is skewed by 80s teen movies written by cis straight white men. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more Because Sanatana will cut anyone down with her vicious, vicious words no matter how much she loves them, but someone outside her found family attacks one of hers? Santana to Mr . Oh, no wait, wait a second, the assignment wasn't make everything about Rachel Berry and force everyone to watch, was it? Quinn: Flawless. My private feelings. Love, Santana. So get up in my grill, 'cause Brits and I wants to get our anesthesia on. I dont have anything smart to say. Santana: Maybe if you made me some space, I'd care a little bit more. Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps The Clown. Every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork. And High Art, Kiss Me, When, I also watched Les Filles du Botaniste a few times. Santana: Hello Lauren. She serves Santana arroz morro with either lechn or bistec to eat. He's made of magic. Sue: You lodged a complaint about my teaching tactics with Principal Figgins possibly derailing my bid for ten-year just as I'm trying to have a baby. Cosas malas! The writers largely failed Santana in the later seasons, but her brief romance with Demi Lovatos Dani was the exception. Didn't you have a sex tape that leaked online? Panic! Sebastian: And what did you think Sha-Queer-A? Rachel: Can I ask you guys something? I don't want to hear any of this "We can't do it without her," because guess what? Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex Santana: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say not worth a buck. I will always be grateful to her for the major part she played in my coming out. Santana: Please,she's like a cat in heat. [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]. Im forever grateful that Glee didnt sidestep that. I want you to know me, who I really am. Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! This was so beautiful that Im at a loss for words. Wasn't it last week we were taking a bath together-wasn't that a date? Of course they drink and dance and whisper secrets into each others ears and fall into bed with each other. See, The Troubletones are three F's, Fierce, Femme, Phenomenal! I mean I didnt start playing doctor til I was nine. which means I have a killer health plan which pays for everything. Please keep going after the show is over. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . ". Or Tribeca. Just like that she can go from breaking your heart to making you laugh. Santana: You're addicted to vests. Santana: Why, cause that look was last season? I loved seeing her happy. was probably my favorite moment. Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when Im done with the ostrich eggs Im smuggling in my bra. Hold up, could we all just get real here for a second? That something is really bad; not for its severity but because of its unfamiliarity. While as amazing she was at delivering the zingers, she was equally as talented at delivering the tender soft spoken line that would often lead to tears. shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible I hope Naya knew the impact she had, or she can at least see it now. In honor of learning even more. #filmacting Santana Lopez was a one dimensional cheerleader minion until Naya Rivera turned her into one of the greatest and most important tv characters of all time. Did Dakota Johnson Come Out as Bisexual, or Just Hang Out With Cara Delevingne? A sex-tape that follows me around to this very day.Look up at my in the internet right now. You know what? Its layers upon layers of ridiculousness, but brilliantly so. Jane Lynch's niece, Megan Doyle, who was an assistant/PA, also mentioned Naya knowing monologues by . Brittany, that sex tape was private. I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. Carl: I get that all the time. I have to just be me, Santana to her grandmother, Alma Lopez, I Kissed a Girl. Santana: I'm sure you did something. Will: [stands up] Santana. I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. She's blond and awesome and so smart. Santana's entire monologue as she forms a dastardly scheme to get back Brittany. Jacob (noticing Santana's boob job): How was YOUR summer?Santana: My eyes are up here, Jewfro. I dont think people dont like it as much as they never think about it or talk about it, but it was one of my favorite covers they did. Santana: Lets just keep this on point. You dont even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes youre perpetuating, Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. I'm from Lima Heights, I was raised on insults. 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