I auditioned with a somewhat pieced together monologue from I and You by Lauren Gunderson (PM me if you want me to send you the cut that I used). It was actually just fulfilling the same need certain fucked up porn does. You always talking about what you give . 1 page. Duffy states its based on my own first love, first relationship (Brown, 2005) therefore this is an autobiographical view of her own experience. Even if its just for a bit of fun, learn one of these monologues below and enjoy. It would be so weird if he had turned to me and said And what do you want to do today? I watched that long documentary about George Harrison and I thought just own it, own it like George Harrisons wife. I was glad to do it. 10 Practice Scripts for . I suppose you suspect his fortune had some bearing on the matter? Patient and confident, savoring the meal to come. The real question is this: was all this legal? New York City has been her home since then, but now she is being squeezed out of her tiny apartment by spiraling rent. (also realising) The cookies are really great too. I continued to take part in theatre once I attended high school. You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! And I can go back to school and I can find something else that Im supposed to do. My heart fills up like a balloon thats about to burst. (Adapted from EVERYDAY EDNA MAE. Along with theatre, I joined the Lewisville High School debate team. Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! I mean, Ive never seen anything like that since. Drama. They would take me away to my new life and my new world, where everything would be different. And then the terrain gets all rocky and steep. I wasnt even sure what my taste was anymore because Id never been asked to use it. Read the script or watch the film and get a sense for the overall story. (From ALICE IN BLACK AND WHITE.). Production Manager at Labyrinth Theater Company And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So I started goin out real young and I was always secretly lookin for who was gonna discover me. . . Youre a tough kid. Important: nose that hurts. So I left. 1F. The Hundreds X The Land Before Time. One patient nicknamed Harding, realizes this while explaining to a new patient how Miss Ratched maintains her power. Comedy. All that happily ever after seems to be reserved for princesses and cute little animals. Comedy and drama. So you have to be perfect and Charlie can be a fuck-up but it doesnt matter. On the bed with all the coats. Stop it, dont. We're playing a good team, End: 7 and 13 we'll sub you in fast does a little dance. I find Im so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. Our ePlays consist of short plays for student. Blackout). Drama. Lady Macbeth while sleep walking and speaking to herself, reveals the guilt and remorse she has over the murder of King Duncan. Dont you think it ever crossed my mind to want to know other men? Nothing I have been told about these people is correct. Collection of monologues for a full evening. 5 in 6 is your first chance of surviving the first round of Russian Roulette, and youve reversed those odds. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government. Scripts and rental materials are not included in this estimate. Drama. Sarah DeLappe, The Wolves, a suburban American competitive soccer team made up of. Free FUNNY Short Stage Play Scripts and COMEDY Skits. 6448053029 Thanthanat Joongsakulnirun. People misconwhattionize me dear. Freddie Mercury: It seems every day ends with a miracle here. Follow the brown brick road. DeLappe. The New York Times. That's a common misconception. (5 pages) A person feels so different from all others (much smarter) that they have come to the end of their rope. fairytale land. cloak and stand back. But people absolutely dont accept those same failings in mothers. wow page. Seen that. Drama. I do not care for this talk about a white man at the soldier fort. And then I got pregnant. So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! I'm about to start rehearsals for my university's production of The Wolves (I'm playing #11)! And then Im gonna say the voice demo that didnt work, was designed by Andy Herztfeld. I owed you everything I had. Does anyone know what size shirt I wear? Then they eventually, my dad moved away But then later, years later, they ran into each other at a party and theythey got together that night. ", (BRENDA skips along humming and The Wolves 2 All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. L (ABS) Adam Bomb Collection. Get busy living or get busy dying. Youre an orphan right? Stop you. Most successful female playwright since who? Drama. Witchcraft celebrates Pale Hecates off rings, and witherd murder. 1 page. AN ECO-FABLE: A WOLF, A RABBIT AND A CROW WALK INTO TOMORROW, LOLA AND THE PLANET OF GLORIOUS DIVERSITY, MARGIE DITCHES THE EXPANDABLE PIG (THE BREAST PLAY), MARJORY STONEMAN WAS NEVER ADORABLE (The Early Years of Marjory Stoneman Douglas), THE GREAT ALL-DOMINICAN CHAMPIONSHIP PLAYOFF GAME, AN ECO-FABLE: A WOLF, A RABBIT AND A CROW WALK INTO TOMORROW (The audio-play). Where I get interrupted because someone wants to get a sandwich. I gave eighteen years of my life to stand in the same spot with you. Our ePlays consist of short plays for student. Now we can see exactly when they hit zero in the ratings. These jokes, his/her own form of justice against those that have wronged him/her personally. (Drama) THE DANGERS OF WONDER WOMAN. (Drama) Theres the voice in your head constantly saying youll find a better one. Look at her. Because I killed soldiers, men of my own race, they think I am a traitor. throws one of her shoes at them and they scramble off stage). Early 1950s. I am Wind In His Hair. 1M. Had us a place of our own. And now they will hunt for me. You was my husband. Maybe you returned the moon. I been standing with you! Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. Through cancer. They would see me for what I could be and think I was beautiful. See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. Steve: Id go try get some more bullets out of the gun. 1F (elderly). New York, NY, Auditons for AMDA (Virtual) But then I look down. 3.5 pages. Ah, its not the same. The following text, innocent child to an independant accomplished woman. So instead of pitying you, they write an article about you. . Very not good. There I am Im floating, high above the earth, nothing can touch me, right? I think its the excitement only a free man can feel. Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing, considering she blew every single guy in the office. 2023 - The Best Monologues | True Monologues. It was cordial, and quiet. Charlene, 25-40, is a self-possessed, attractive, shapely saleswoman with an unusual bust-enhancement product. And thats when I realized that he truly didnt see me. In 1953, a mother warns her young daughter about the busty comic-book heroine. I wouldn't want to Which, in turn, makes them even less desirable because as we all know, men especially older men are threatened and afraid of productive, interesting women. 4 pages. Yeah. From the safety of their suburban stretch circle, the team navigates big questions and wages tiny battles with all the vim and vigor of a pack of adolescent warriors. Being a wife and mother is enough. And then I realized I couldnt remember her name. I pushed him as far as I could to move the camp. And you wouldnt know what its like to be her angel and to have that love for her to be there forever. And to be honest, all the problems were there in the beginning, too. If I asked you about women youd probably give me a syllabus of your personal favourites. Each month we work on scenes and monologues with a beautiful, supportive, inspiring group of actors. She is so accomplished. Based on a real person. They're dirty. But he made fun of it. I have student debt falling out of my ass and no way to pay it off because they won't hire me. Problem is, this the only thing I ever felt good doing. It's all that screaming. . Drama. Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course, and in 1982 the U.S. government "Schedule 1'd" them, along with the rest of the world. Ten Bears was an extraordinary man. The Hundreds X Pokmon. 3-17 actors (all ages, very diverse). THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM. Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. Peter Stuyvesant steps from history to give courage to a New York City elementary school teacher who witnessed the 9/11 tragedy with her students. WHY, GOD? Alice Austen, 29, insists that her passion is photography, not men, and she absolutely refuses to get married. If a rat were to walk in here right now as Im talking, would you treat it with a saucer of your delicious milk? You will someday. CHARLENES PITCH. DEFYING GRAVITY. I know exactly what you mean. But youve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. 2 pages. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. No, I decide who I am. and her red hood. I would only choose a movie monologue if you have specifically been asked to prepare one. I didnt even pick our apartment, I just moved into his. I just climb higher with every stride. What have I got Harry, hmm? You dont want a director, producer or casting director looking at your work and spending the whole time comparing you to Julia Roberts! And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. So I just need to (HILDA rushes in and GNOMES run (realizing she forgot to include) I think Charlie also slept with Mary Ann, the stage manager. Picking a monologue can be tough. CREATION. And then I went to New York to meet a director for a space movie, but one where they take space seriously. PINOCCHIO: A servant of the PRINCE who is wooden boy with a So tonight . Right quad. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Im free and Im safe and it hits me, just like that Im completely, utterly, alone. 1M (middle-aged). ok split up into more WITCHES. Lifes work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? Start planning your production with a cost estimate you can save and share with your team. If Im too old for this then I got nothing. These scripts may be used for FREE but PLEASE do NOT repost the TEXT of any script online in any way. He practices. Comedy. Our ePlays consist of short plays for student. We, I was very avid in theatre all through elementary and middle school, participating in school plays and performing monologues to my family whenever I got the chance. Sean: The novel Remember? You know, despite all the bullshit that comes along with it I remember my childhood as this, you know, this magical time. . SPLENDA: The good witch of the South and BRENDA's mother. In To The Wolves, Sally opens up to her best friend about how she can't keep up with her bills. But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. You have no idea what Im talking about, Im sure. No one WANTS them, End: so they have much bigger f&!#ing problems than Ive got it. The universe was created in a third of that time. I got a life too. Based on a real person. Known someone could level you with her eyes. BABYSITTING. Comedic Male Monologue: Zach Galifianakis "The Hangover" and The Hangover II" Monologues | Project Casting: Zach Galifianakis was just plain funny in The Hangover series. But now I know that the soldiers hate me like they hate no other. Drama. [. If more speaking roles are desired the parts of ZORKA and INKANTADORA can't be Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. DEAR SANTA. How bout that ride in? 1M (Hispanic). As for me I will be leaving. They jump off a cliff. In 1910, sculptor Edward Clarke Potter almost has a meltdown deciding what to make for a commission. And as a result, the women become more and more productive and therefore, more and more interesting. And all these people are said to flourish? It involves baseball. And Carolyn. You count the damn few times that we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fuckin leash you keep me on and then you ask me about Mexico and you tell me youll kill me for needing somethin that I dont hardly never get. Mrs Midas is a dramatic monologue. Dont you think I had dreams and hopes? You know, and then you, you said it. In this hilarious adaptation, the Wolf family is forced to . Cause thats the only way I was gonna survive as your wife. servant who is in reality a someone in disguise. 2023 - The Best Monologues | True Monologues. 18 contemporary monologues from published plays for actors, creatives, filmmakers and teachers. Michelangelo? The True Tale of the Big Bad Wolf tells the real story of young Brad and how he became known as the Big Bad Wolf. Okay, now she told me the way. 1 page. I had the honor of working with amazing directors for four years. 1F. Marjory Stoneman Douglas pleads with people to recognize how the Everglades is being devastated and to do something about it. Before I know it, Im floating. A 65-year-old woman who has been an exercise addict all her life discovers that despite her efforts her body has aged specifically, her breasts are not up where theyre supposed to be! (Adapted from full-length plays THE BREAST MONOLOGUES and MARGIE DITCHES THE EXPANDABLE PIG.). He told me of his misfortunes. THE BREAST MONOLOGUES. The wolf plays the villain of the revisionist fairy tale and is an allegory to the alpha male trope. I heard that Marilyn Monroe was discovered in a soda shop and I thought for sure it could be like that. He didnt see me as something separate from him. But I dont slow down. And she was just standing there, smiling at me. Justice is the action of punishing either immoral or illegal acts for the greater purpose to maintain local peace. than f&!#ing Get out of here. Its a problem. My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. 2015 Relentless Award for Playwriting, CRITIC'S PICK! The Wolves Character Soccer Mom Gender Female Age Range Adult Style Dramatic Act/Scene Week Six Time & Place An indoor soccer field somewhere in Suburban America, winter, Saturdays Length Long Time Period Contemporary Show Type Play Tags mom soccer mother nice parent manic grief nonsensical death interrupted disjointed memories memory Context Can you see that you will always be my friend? (Drama) You had three weeks. Summer: 1M (young teen). 1936. We dont accept it structurally and we dont accept it spiritually. She came from a Quaker family, so she used to take me to Quaker meetings with her. Never married, which as we know, if you were a woman, would be a curse. Featured Scripts. Upgrade to PRO Left quad. Concord Theatricals Learn more and register your interest at our online acting course page. History The Wolves premiered in a production by The Playwright's Realm at The Duke on 42nd Street Theater in New York City in August 2016 under the direction of Lila Neugebauer. 2017 Pulitzer Prize for DramaWinner! Maybe this is the time to try a little magic. What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? HILDA: The head witch who wants to save the magic in Maggie Fitzgerald: Misconception. God is in heaven! But even if they couldnt take me all the way, like Marilyn, they would somehow believe in me just enough. 4 0 obj This is "Wolves Monologue" by Francesca Zaccor on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. A teenager with a guilty conscience imagines being punished by horrible, flesh-eating bacteria. What follows is the opening monologue from the movie 300, directed by Zack Snyder and starring Gerard Butler released in 2006. . 1F (teen). book, the reader must wonder what changes Troy is going through before 2 Women. Featured Monologues . bunch of little GNOMES do a can-can as the enter singing), "Follow the brown brick road. A great resource for actors auditioning and practicing their craft. . RIP OF SKIN. But I held on to you, Troy. than f&!#ing ESL BEDTIME STORIES. Through the monologue, the patient uses an analogy of the world of rabbits, wherein the strongest are the wolves. 10 Practice Scripts for . Everybody likes me. Then, theres my gorgeous sister here. Im 32, Mr. Dunn, and Im here celebrating the fact that I spent another year scraping dishes and waitressing which is what Ive been doing since 13, and according to you Ill be 37 before I can even throw a decent punch, which I have to admit, after working on this speed bag for a month may be the Gods simple truth. I didn't think of that. You can't even buy them anymore. And then finally, I let go of the nozzle, you know, and then I dropped the hose, and she disappeared. Oh, quiet you crazy Gnomes. For men, women, girls and boys. A woman was told as a child that she had no musical talent. And the first time I saw my cousin Tonys brand new Firebird. and I buried them inside you. Beautiful and rich like the women on TV. But you didnt want it, Ennis! She wasnt very practical. and can be the same or different actors for each). 1F. Based on a real person. Well, try this one and Ill say it just once.Tell you what, we couldve had a good life together! But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. Rose: Now she is in the afterlife, but cant find a place to rest. If you would like to give a public performance of this monologue, please obtain authorization from the appropriate licensor. A Golden Retriever recounts his life with Girl of Devotion, his beloved young owner. 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